Dating That Rich Guy

Dating That Rich Guy
Secrets of Dating a Rich Man

So let’s say you’ve taken up dating a rich man. Remember your
mother always said “It’s just as easy to date/marry/have a rich
man as a poor man.

Mom was not good with math and never could figure out how many
more poor men there are than rich men. But say you’ve got one.

This is bragging rights, of course. But does this guy have any
qualities but being rich? How about honest? Faithful?

There are always good looking men Unless you think the money
makes anybody good looking. Is he friendly? Can he get along
with your friends? Your parents?

Is he hard working or does he have enough money so you are
stuck with him all day every day? Will he hit you?

How much money qualifies as rich, as in dating a rich man?
Is he chock-a-block in wonderful qualities like helping the
poor and handicapped? Does he kick puppies?

Does he Kill animals and hang their poor dead heads in the
living room? How long, exactly, under the present circumstances
will the money last? Is he likely to spend it on you ?
Are you likely to save it?

If you are dating a rich man, what do you suppose his dating goal
is or was? Barbie doll? Is that you, or are you just a temporary
stopping point?

Does he want someone to show to his parents and move in his
social class? Is that you? Can you tell one fork from another
on the dinner table? Can he?

Think about your own qualities. Was he out looking for someone
with your attributes and qualities, or is this some fluke-y thing?
In which case it won’t last long, dearie.

Normally, couples look for things they have in common.
Would’nd it be nice if that were true in the game of dating a rich man.

But if there’s a common interest in good food for example,
can you tell what you are eating in front of his friends
at a fancy French restaurant?

On the other hand, think how it might feel not to look at the
prices on the menu. Some fancy restaurants used to give women
menus without prices so they wouldn’t think about anything
as low class as money, and assume the guy can pay no matter what.

Probably that kind of eating wouldn’t get old, but it might make you fat,
and without knowing what he was looking for, you may be in trouble.
Even if he got fat, too, everybody would expect you to take it off.

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